just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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