So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
