I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Enjoy the penises
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
