Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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