So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
please come you make the beer taste better
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
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