His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize