You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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