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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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