Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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