are you so shy because you have an std?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize