Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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