I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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