I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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