She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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