He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
last night I used snow as a chaser
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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