He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
the condom got lost in my hair
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I think your dad took our porno
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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