and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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