The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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