It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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