She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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