used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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