someone get that fucking seahorse.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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