Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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