wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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