i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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