VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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