make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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