are you still at the devil's house?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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