it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Watching her eat just hurts me
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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