the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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