the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I think I just shit out all my problems.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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