Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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