i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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