Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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