Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You ruined the universe
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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