Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize