Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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