She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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