Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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