I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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