life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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