ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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