If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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