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• (313): View more from Michigan

  White coat. Heels.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week

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• (760): View more from California

  my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night

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• (518): View more from New York

  Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?

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• (562): View more from California

  don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.

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• (714): View more from California

  There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  THAT'S NOT NICE

  (703): View more from Virginia

  NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.

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