Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
it glows. i had to have it.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life