White coat. Heels.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.