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• (613): View more from Ontario

  New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.

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  We are no longer friends.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.

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• (209): View more from California

  she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook

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• (925): View more from California

  she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.

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• (831): View more from California

  Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."

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  I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.

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• (818): View more from California

  I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook

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