My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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