rhymes with "ouble enetration"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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