now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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