jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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