i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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