p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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