piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just forgot I was standing up.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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