i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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