Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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