What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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