I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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