It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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