you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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